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STUPID XMAS SLOT

Spin the wheel and feel the magic of Christmas... or maybe not.

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Winning Combination

🎅 x10 = Jackpot!

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Alright, it’s simple: a slot machine, just like in a casino. You enter your Solana wallet, no need to connect it because, honestly, I couldn’t be bothered to implement Wallet Connect or add security measures to stop your funds from being drained. You can spin once every 7 seconds. If you hit the jackpot—10 Santa Clauses in a row—which, based on my quick math, has odds somewhere around 1 in 25,937,424,601, the code will automatically trigger and send you the entire dev wallet. That’ll be about 4% of the total supply, because I’m planning to buy 1 Solana when I deploy the thing.

OBVIOUSLY, you’ll need to hold at least 2,500,000 tokens (0.25% of the supply) for the funds to be sent to you. If the script doesn’t detect that you have that percentage, no funds for you, and the jackpot stays unclaimed. Honestly, I’ll probably laugh pretty hard about it—just being real here.

I’m not making a Telegram group or a Twitter account either. I’ve got dinner plans with my family. Besides, let’s be real, you don’t want to hang out in a Telegram group with 100 other losers playing this on Christmas. Maybe someone will make a Discord or something—I don’t know. Anyway, have fun!